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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:35 pm    Post subject: Ebay message to FGB

I didn't want to muddy-up the awesome ebay thread, so I'm posting this seperately. For those who aren't aware, the topic started here:

www.icd-owners.com/htm...;start=310


fungunzbuff wrote:
Oh boy. I hope it's not TOO mean

This is the only information I gave her after she contacted me: "It's not for me, it's for a friend. He hoards paintball markers. His initials are FGB." Her message:


Dearest FGB -aka- Selfish D-bag,

It has recently come to my attention that you are a collector of sorts (otherwise known as a hoarder). Now, normally this wouldn't be such a big deal. But from what I've gathered, you really only do it because you like to make those around you jealous. Are you serious, man? You grew up with a silver spoon shoved so far down your throat that you think you have to flaunt it now? That's freaking pathetic, you know... kinda like YOU.

Or is it that you are collecting because you are compensating for a lack of substance in other areas of your life? Girls, friends, self esteem? All of the above? I'm going to go with all of the above, but that's just my guess here. I bet you drive slick wheels, too. A big truck, or maybe a pimped out 'vette. You know what they say about those guys, right? No, I imagine you wouldn't. Why? Because you're a pompous, self important ass who has to make himself feel better with material objects.

Don't get me wrong, pal. I can appreciate a good paintball gun, too. In fact, I have played for years now. But you are precisely the kinda guy that girls like me laugh at. "Ooooh, check out my new marker!" -rolleyes- You know how obnoxious that gets? Do yourself a favor, bozo... invest some of your excess cash in a charity. Better yet, you should hand one of your buddies a paintball gun for their keeping and feel better about yourself, because god knows that your collection of gear isn't helping. Seriously, grow up. Then maybe people will start keeping you around because they like you, not because they want someone to laugh at.

But that's just a suggestion. I imagine you'll continue to be the friendless, douchey loser that got someone to buy you this letter to begin with. Wink

Please do remove your head from your sphincter. The air's much nicer out here.

KINDEST regards, (well no, not really)
Lindsay


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

HAHAHAHA times 10 to the 1,000,000,000,000,000 power!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

WINNING!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

Owww.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

TSelanne, i wouldnt have cared if you put it in ET2, But its funnier that you put it here, now we dont have to search for it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

this is the girl who was selling herself on ebay, right?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

not herself, it was a demotivational suicide thing.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

well, she's pretty good at it. She should be a writer or something.

99 cents well spent!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

Lets do one for ogti9g9 next Laughing She could come up with some good stuff for people in love with plains probably Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Ebay message to FGB

YES!!!! DO ONE FOR ME!!!

Edit: Planes not plains jt... sheesh..

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things about me: love planes, i am ocd, i have adhd, i like knives, I Love pain...

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