What do you guys shave with?

pump · Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

dude i was just talkking about this with my grandfather and my razor burn i get no matter what blade or cream i use

i was doing laundry at the landromat and there was this trashy hot woman with tits showing and tattoos and peircings, the whole lot, and she was washing about 2 full trashbags worth of lingere, knowing full well i ask her this "i know this might sounds weird but can i ask you a question?" she starts giggling because shes expecting the whole "are you a stripper quesiton?" but instead i say to her, "how do you not get horrible razorburn shaving...there?''

she replies "OH! oh use lube! it doesnt make your skin too soft and the blade glides over skin better with it.'' she went on to explain how it works better and we chatted and later that week i tried it

and to warn you, its DISGUSTING!!!! feels so weird!!!!
but it work SO AWESOME!!!! no more razorburn and the blade just glides over my face!!! also like she said clean up is super easy because its made to wash off in water

dude i know i know but....try it!!!!

Nobody · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:24 am Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

wait, you can talk to strippers? Laughing

pump · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:12 am Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

yes some actually do have a soul

Crash1976 · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:51 am Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

lol...what kind of lube? Like sex lube? KY, Vaseline? What brand are you endorsing here? HaHa!

TSelanne · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:57 pm Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

You get a date out of it? She going to help you manscape?

pump · Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:38 pm Post subject: Re: What do you guys shave with?

nah she was a bit too skanky to any effort besides her doing all the work to get with me

but she didnt tell me what she uses, i like using astroglide, but i bet there is some other stuff thats good
dude the blades just glide over the face i love shaving now