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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:34 am    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

My framing hammer + intruder's head > reballs.

That story about the paint in the bathroom is pretty great.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:22 am    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

LOL yea, she wasn't impressed.. but i couldn't get to the field and had to test a new gun out Razz I thought the shower area would just catch it all, and i could shower it down... not the case Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

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LOL yea, she wasn't impressed.. but i couldn't get to the field and had to test a new gun out Razz I thought the shower area would just catch it all, and i could shower it down... not the case Very Happy

haha that's awesome

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

quick story...

my boy, 12 years old at the time, was sitting in the floor of his room playing with legos or barbies or something. He was in such a position examining something on the floor that his a$4 was sticking up in the air, at least it was the first think I saw as i walked down the hall past his bedroom.

having jst finished putting together his black custom fully upped xmill and testing it i couldn't resist the oportunity. with no loader attached i slipped a reball out of my pocket and dropped it down the feed tube into the breach.

I proceded to shoot him straight in the a$$ from about 12 feet away at about 280fps.

He had no idea it was coming or that i was even behind him.

I't a good thing we have 12 foot cielings in our house or he surely would have been picking plaster out of his hair. I have never seen ANYONE jump out of their skin the way he did.

The subsequent dance of pain he did around the room aftarward rivaled the comedy of the shock of the initial shot.

He screamed at me and ran out of the room and slammed the door of an adjacent room. I could hear him in there crying.

I felt like a total d1ckwad. I mean how sh!++y of me to do that to my 12 year old son?! I felt horrible. he should have called CPS...seriously it was really bad of me to do that..

However after he calmed down he forgave me and asked how funny it was...

I couldn't lie... it was friggn HILARIOUS. we both laugh about it now, but I felt bad at the time.

My only regret...

I didn't have my wife video it for youtube...

It would have gone viral for sure.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

LOL OMG! horrible but Hilarious, yea a video camera would have been great, atleast he was a good sport about it afterwards!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

I'm so glad you're not my father.

but that is AWESOME!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

honestly I wish he was mine! means i would have been introduced to my favorite sport LONG before I could afford to play Razz I started at about 16-17, worked and payed for everything I've had since.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

Uh oh, another one of Crash's stories...... Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

I know, you are right to be wary of my stories. But this one is true.

I could be your dad L3GO... I had a good time or two with a few Canadian girls. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Seriously...

By the way, how many pointless posts does a fugger gotta make around here to get his 6th frigg'n star?!

But anyway the son shot in the a$$ story is true. I swear it.

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