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Bko_monkey
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:22 pm    Post subject:

your momma's like a vacum cleaner she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in a closet.

Your mommas like a squirrel, always got two nuts in her mouth.

your mommas like a bus guys climb on and off her all day.

Your mommas so fat when she stepped in the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family!!" (funnier when you hear the singing) Very Happy

your mommas so fat, I put a teaspoon of water in the bathtub and when she got in it over flowed.

I got more I just gotta remember them Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:46 pm    Post subject:

you momma so fat, she play hopscotch and be talking about "newyork, Miami, ohio....."

Your mother is so dumb I told her it was chill outside and she got a spoon.
Your mother is so fat each roll has its own zip code
your mother is so fat she steped on a dollar and only left two dimes and a nickle.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:48 pm    Post subject:

yo mammas so fat that when ur daddy wants to give her a hug he has to pucnh her and ride 3 waves up
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:19 am    Post subject:

Your Momma's nose is soooo big, you could bowl with her boogers
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject:

mom jokes are so lame....

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:22 pm    Post subject:

dannibal wrote:
Your Momma's nose is soooo big, you could bowl with her boogers
No that ones just dumb...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:06 pm    Post subject:

ur momma is so cheap, that she dreamed that she order chineese food, so she woke up to not pay it... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:14 am    Post subject:

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 9:20 pm    Post subject:

yo mommas like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

yo momas like a bag of chips, fritolay (free to lay in case you don't get it lol)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:24 pm    Post subject:

eh havent heard this one on here yet...mine as well add it

ur mommas so fat she uses a matress as a bad.....eh kinda stupid but owell
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