Martix_agent wrote:

New jersey doesn't have fields. Plus it's really hard to grow crops in garbage

"New Jersey ranks second among states in blueberry production, third in cranberries and spinach, and fourth in bell peppers, peaches, and head lettuce.[62] New Jersey harvests the fourth-largest number of acres planted with asparagus.[63]"


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey

Your claim to fame includes spinach, lettuce and asparagus?

Gentlemen, with all due respect, that's not food. That's what food eats.

California FTW.

plus, we have sharks, Bald Eagles, dolphins, one of the most decorated naval ships in history(the BB62 New Jersey), the Statue of Liberty(NY claims it, but its in NJ waters), there where more revolutionary battles on NJ soil than any of the original 13 colonies, the only President ever to serve non-consecutive terms of office came from NJ, the Hindenburg crashed here, Orson Well's "War of the Worlds" took place here, the Jersey Devil, you are also less than 4 hours driving from Philadelphia, New York City, Baltimore, Washington DC, Wilmington, De; gambling is legal in the entire state, just not special places or Indian Reservations; National Paintball was started here(which became Kee), the mud to rub down MLB baseballs comes from NJ and most importantly, i live here. so you can stuff it.

fair enuff.

California is still better.

FGB, you keep in touch w any of these tramp-o-licious ladies?

My "cool story bro" story:
Years ago my friend met a very attractive lady on a trip to Jamaica. She was a head turner. Literally (and we watched the crowds on multiple occasions to prove this) every man's head would turn when this woman walked by. She was... seriously well-endowed in all the right places. Amazingly, during a night of drinking, no competition from other men, and for her I'm sure a serious drop in standard, my friend got lucky (brought her up to the roof for some alone time). As I think back, my goodness, this girl was smokin'.... Anyway, they met up a few weeks after the trip. Point is, if you do meet up later, DO NOT meet in her hometown. Find an 'out-of-town' meeting. For many many reasons. Trust him.
/advice column

^ psychos like to go on vacation too. if you can't get away with a fake name, then don't ever tell them where you live.

Nobody wrote:

plus, we have sharks, Bald Eagles, dolphins, one of the most decorated naval ships in history(the BB62 New Jersey), the Statue of Liberty(NY claims it, but its in NJ waters), there where more revolutionary battles on NJ soil than any of the original 13 colonies, the only President ever to serve non-consecutive terms of office came from NJ, the Hindenburg crashed here, Orson Well's "War of the Worlds" took place here, the Jersey Devil, you are also less than 4 hours driving from Philadelphia, New York City, Baltimore, Washington DC, Wilmington, De; gambling is legal in the entire state, just not special places or Indian Reservations; National Paintball was started here(which became Kee), the mud to rub down MLB baseballs comes from NJ and most importantly, i live here. so you can stuff it.

You have all that, but they still don't allow you guys to pump your own gas.